Republo-Captain's Log, Stardate: 2013 State of the Grand Old Party Address (SOGOPA 2013)
Yes, for one brief,
the tall and proud Latino Republican,
Marcus Biblethumpper Rubio
had to stoop low,
drop face, and drink the
out of a Mini-Me Mousekateire bottle.
Yes, whilst bragging about how,
in a time of rising economic tides
his mother and father had raised
the family boat all by themselves
(Si Seniore, WE built it, --alone)
and how he, the Rubio-con
had crossed over
to the wealthy side of the shores,
all on his own merits;
it was then that he had to stoop low
and become an animal.
And for one humiliating moment, drink, drink
a bottle full of aqua as would any lowly Democrat.
Oh the right-winged humanity!